I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
