Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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