his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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