I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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