I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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