On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
They have beer where we have blood.
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I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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