Porn is love you can see.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
my poor anus
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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