well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
