He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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