im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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