and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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