He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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