Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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