White coat. Heels.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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