why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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