You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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