every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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