What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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