Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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