I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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