Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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