We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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