Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
