sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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