so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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