Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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