dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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