are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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