I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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