Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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