I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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