so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I love you. Go after that dick
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