Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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