And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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