if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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