just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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A bitchslap is in order.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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