if you like me you must not know who I am
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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