i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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