We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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