How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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