you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It was confusing and full of hummus
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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