its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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