it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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