He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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