3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.