no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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