You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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