Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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