guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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