girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
