Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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