Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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