u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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