she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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