And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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